thisismysliceoflife:

shanekoconeko:

titteringtrollop:

robosexualginger:

sketch-bat:

timavery:

megasonger:

Some idiot drives to a town with bad weather and sticks his hand down the toilet to find his dead wife

Some fucking nerd is in a movie theater and his bitchy ass girlfriend gets stolen by some asshole. Then the nerd gets pulled into the movie world and fights shit in spandex.

An elf in a green shirt runs around with a lame fairy trying to get a mask back from some scarecrow.

some asshole wastes all her money on an aquarium and then fucks an alien. and then she gets killed by a holographic child.

some little assholes go to camp and earn merit badges

some pointy-eared mute gets told to save the world by a chatty ass fairy, is given a gay little flute egg thing, and is such a submissive bitch he does it all 

Some 14-year old pre-pubescent boy in huge yellow clown shoes swinging around a giant key for a sword questing to lock children’s movie worlds from fucking exploding while a name stealing bastard tries to make everyone scared of the dark.

The child of the god of murder travels across the land delivering packages, and undertaking fetch quests. While he dies. A lot. A lot, a lot.